May 2013
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via finnemores)
andrewhussiesbosom:
amporacronus:
andrewhussiesbosom:
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
friends: you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
sir-pyllero:
hankler-fish:
blainestorm:
ckweek:
squidkneee:
phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY
rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME
paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE
gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT
batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME
sodium: Na
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever