syruppalin:

the bags under my eyes are designer 

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

memewhore:

memewhore:

taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

^ Who changed my text and why??

puppyluver43:

this has 6 million notes

it’s a gorgeous girl

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